A little competition to start things off on a positive note.
Best caption wins a "Seduce" Maxi dress, valued at $129* One size fits all**
If you're a bloke, don't worry! You can either give it to your GF, wife, mother, SO, or just wear the damn thing yourself, and maybe post a pic of it on your blog. :o)
You've got until this Saturday, 28th January to be in the running. Winner will be announced Sunday.
So.... let the hilarity begin! Good luck!
*that's what they say
**RIGHT!!
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ReplyDelete"You're going to need a longer lens, Lester."
ReplyDeleteThis is NOT what Tim expected when he ordered sausage and eggs.
ReplyDeleteSorry, couldn't resist!
Order pizza... Eat the pizza delivery guy :)
ReplyDelete... most awkward wake ever.
ReplyDelete"And this is how you do a bikini wax"
ReplyDeleteMabel was particularly anxious for the carving to begin, she wanted that drumstick!
ReplyDeleteHehehe, keep 'em coming guys.
ReplyDeleteAnd you can post more than one response!
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ReplyDeleteWould you like to have your order SUPER-SIZED?
ReplyDelete"Dick was the clear winner of the after - dinner farting contest after he'd blown his fackin' trousers, socks and shoes clean off"
ReplyDeleteAunt Mavis said excitedly "Its alright for all you lot to laugh, you've had your apple pie and custard. but just because I ordered Spotted Dick...."
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ReplyDeleteThe Fine Young Cannibals reunion dinner wasn't quite what fans were expecting, but nevertheless a good time was had by all. Or all but one guy.
ReplyDeleteOur boy has grown up to have a FINE penis, George. Just look at that thing, it's magnificent!
ReplyDeleteStrippers used to fight over who got to work the Annual Coroner Dinner, the easiest job of the year, where each table had a naked person simply lie down and do nothing for 2 hours while the guests discussed how he probably died.
ReplyDeleteMarge was emphatic that her 50th birthday party was the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER after her nephew the porn star got drunk, took off his clothes, and passed out on her table while masturbating.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me, I'm allergic to nuts.
ReplyDeletePenis puppet show - the latest party "must have" according to Esquire Magazine.
ReplyDeleteHe's winking at me.
ReplyDeleteI TOLD you one hangs lower than the other.
ReplyDeleteThis sure beats a fruit basket
ReplyDeleteEpic- You really want this dress, don't you... ;o)
ReplyDeleteNot exactly what you had in mind for a TIP now mister, was it!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Epic!
ReplyDelete"One more basting, then back in the oven for you our delicious sacrificial lamb"
Look! Does that mean our food is getting cold?
ReplyDeleteMy brother, Wolfie isn't a registered user, so I am entering his submission for him...
ReplyDeleteWolfie: "Roberts first photo essay covering older males that have converted to the Jewish faith was a huge success!"